Davao Mwahaha!: "Rocky Road" |
Digos City, Philippines, 28th September 2011
- After almost 2 hours out of Davao City, I was somewhat tired after having no
sleep for 24 hours....from the plane trip that dawn, car trip that
morning, bus trip after breakfast, the latest being a tricycle trip,
and here we were in a van which was still sitting itself prettily in
the dusty old terminal of city - waiting to be filled up with
passengers.
Vendors kept advertising their wares at the top of their voices as they passed by.
Vendors kept advertising their wares at the top of their voices as they passed by.
My eyes were drooping at half-mast while my neck was canting slowly downwards. I was in a light daze of meditation (or confusion?) when a male voice kept on repeating a phrase which penetrated the fuzzy fog in my brain.
I suddenly popped my eyes to their widest extent, jerked my head backwards and glanced alertly at the open door where there was man holding a plastic package of yellow-colored items.
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Cat:
WHAT? Did you say you're selling Rocky Road? (I was referring to the ice cream flavor)
Vendor (staring):
ha? (And you can almost hear his mind click tick-tock)
Cat:
Rocky road, right?
Vendor (waves the plastic pack):
Fish crackers ma'am.
*silence lasting for 5 seconds while Cat and the vendor stare at each other*
Cat (vehement):
But...but! I swear I heard "rocky road" being said a couple of times!
Mommy Arlene (sitting by my side, poked me gently):
He said "CRACKER OW!"
Cat (small voice):
Oh! .....ehehe...*sheepish*
I guess when one is half-asleep...and you consider some slang differences in dialects..maybe the "cracker" sounded like "rocker" and the "ow" was like "rowd"...
*grasping at straws*
Cat (vehement):
But...but! I swear I heard "rocky road" being said a couple of times!
Mommy Arlene (sitting by my side, poked me gently):
He said "CRACKER OW!"
Cat (small voice):
Oh! .....ehehe...*sheepish*
I guess when one is half-asleep...and you consider some slang differences in dialects..maybe the "cracker" sounded like "rocker" and the "ow" was like "rowd"...
*grasping at straws*