Joke-time: SMART PILLS - Feeling listless, a woman bought some expensive "brain-stimulating" pills at the health food store. But it wasn't until she got home that she read the label. "This is just rosemary extract!" she complained to her listening husband. "I can't believe I spent all that money for something that I have growing like wild in the yard!" "See?" answered her husband encouragingly. "You're already smarter."